Price-reduced Wage Burner Short Sleeve Shirt

TORCHED

“A psycho arsonist, a burning building, and a firefighter dodging fireballs in a ‘MAKING BUCKS ZERO FUCKS’ hoodie. He’s not here to save the day—he just wants to cash in, toss babies to safety, and maybe score with a MILF or three. This film is hotter than hell—welcome to the 70s. :

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“Finally, a firefighter movie that understands what’s really worth saving: MILFs. 10/10, this man has his priorities straight.”  -AssClap420

“MILFs and fire? That’s basically a backyard BBQ if you think about it. 10/10, smells like greatness.” - StepSisSlayer

As a firefighter with 20 years on the job, let me tell you, MILFs in a fire don’t look like that. The perfectly tousled hair? The sweat glistening in all the right places? Yeah, no. 1/5 Stars - Absolute Garbage - Larry Schwaynerchuck

• 10 oz (330 gm) cotton/polyester blend 3-end fleece
• ring spun cotton
• fleece lined hood
• nickel eyelets
• generous fit